The Panlipunang Demokrasya of Bagong Timog Mindanao is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Julian Renato Caballero with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.613 billion South Mindanaoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital District of Davao City. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient South Mindanaoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,016 trillion South Mindanao Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 181,027 South Mindanao Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bagong Timog Mindanao's national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No official religion.

Bagong Timog Mindanao is ranked 109,602^nd in the world and 89^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.